Bayou Blogs

Sure, opposable thumbs are cool, but with them comes a crapload of responsibility, and I could do without that - even for just a little while. If you really stop and think about it dogs have it made. Seriously! Let’s look at the facts…

Their job is to sleep, they are fed by their humans, they can…uh, “go” wherever - no need for a toilet, they don’t pay bills or taxes…the list goes on. As if that weren’t enough, imagine walkin’ up to some fine chick on the street, and jumping her on the spot. For humans, that’s rape; for dogs that’s casual sex (the only downside here is if a human turns the hose on you, but having been human in this life, I’d look at it as sex in the shower when I’m a dog).

The one thing that really screw up being a dog is the human(s) you get stuck with. Let’s face it, if I’m pooch I’m hoping for Paris Hilton over Michael Vick. Still, a dog’s life is something I think would be cool. How about you?

Back in the day, when cargo pants were “fresh”, I effin’ hated ‘em. Wouldn’t be caught dead wearing them. Now that I’m (theoretically) “all grown up”, I’ve developed an affection for them that borders on a fetish. In fact, I went out and bought six pair of Lee Wyoming Cargo Chinos so that I could wear them to work each day, with one pair to spare (forgive the unintentional poetry!).

So WTF is so cool about these? Space, my brother from another mother! Cell phone, BlackBerry, wallet, comb, check book, billfold, condoms - everything the well equipped man could want! The only drawback I see is remembering what is in what pocket. Oh, and did I mention that they are comfortable as hell? Yeah, they are.

OK, so I’m blogging about pants - friggin’ PANTS! Deal with it, and let me know when you’ve got your cargo pants…maybe we can have PantsFest or somethin’. Just sayin’!