Bayou Blogs

My bf’s dog, Zak, has the biggest dog balls ever! He is going on 4 yrs old and my bf won’t get them chopped. It’s time dammit! Zak is the best dog in the world. He is kinda dumb but that is why I love him. His balls overtake any space he is in. And it looks like they hurt him when he runs. Not that I stare, but you just can’t help it! I think one day my bf will come home to find his dog ball-less. It’s time! Or himself ball-less if he doesn’t get the dog chopped already!

Sure, opposable thumbs are cool, but with them comes a crapload of responsibility, and I could do without that - even for just a little while. If you really stop and think about it dogs have it made. Seriously! Let’s look at the facts…

Their job is to sleep, they are fed by their humans, they can…uh, “go” wherever - no need for a toilet, they don’t pay bills or taxes…the list goes on. As if that weren’t enough, imagine walkin’ up to some fine chick on the street, and jumping her on the spot. For humans, that’s rape; for dogs that’s casual sex (the only downside here is if a human turns the hose on you, but having been human in this life, I’d look at it as sex in the shower when I’m a dog).

The one thing that really screw up being a dog is the human(s) you get stuck with. Let’s face it, if I’m pooch I’m hoping for Paris Hilton over Michael Vick. Still, a dog’s life is something I think would be cool. How about you?