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Am I the only person who HATES to shop at Walmart???! WTF? Please do not be offended if you work there or looove to shop there. It’s not personal ok? And yes, you can save money shopping there. (non-paid plug) But the stress and anguish to do so is kilin’ me! I hem and haw about having to go there. I tell my friends if I never return please tell my parents I love them. I actually do mental exercises before I walk in. I repeat things all the way there like- “you can do this, you can do this”. And-”Walmart is good, Walmart is good”. And before I walk in I image a pretty Walmart. One that smells nice and has ALL cash registers open. And one where the blue employee vest actually fit the person who’s wearing it. A Walmart with dimmed lights. With candles lit. Ahhhh…the Walmart of the future. Walmart is doing well even in this economy. Shopping at Walmart. It’s a necassary evil. Like government and condoms.

Gotcha! Made ya look! Ya, she’s hot. A VP Milf if you will! Good luck to her. I’m happy she has good shoes. Means a lot to me. The shoe is the foundation to the soul. Good shoes = good stuff. Bad shoes = I will not even have a conversation with you even if yer hot and have a lot of money or even if yer cool. (or think you are those things) Bad shoes, I walk away from you in my good shoes. With that thinking, perhaps Sara Palin will make a good VP. Hey, at least I weigh the important issues when it comes to voting. Does the candidate have good shoes?? Very important.

(posted by Kat)