Bayou Blogs

Lets review- Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman in all the land. And she has perfect lips.
Her twins arrived over the weekend. She has already lost all the baby weight. She has 3 natural kids and 3 adopted kids. She lives in a 70 million dollar mansion in France. She makes block buster movies while saving the planet. She breast feeds while saving refugees from Darfur. And oh ya, she’s married to Brad Pitt. Yup, she’s better than any of us!

Ya, THAT guy, the leader of Iran. He is short, sneaky, way dumb, racist, sexist, did I mention he was short? All wack-job leaders in history who were short men- Hitler, Napolean, etc. (you may even be thinking of our own George W right now, who is also short. I wouldn’t put him in the weasle catagory though) Have been WEASLES. And need to be taken out! Is there a connection with being a short man in power and effin the world up??? Over compensating perhaps on thier short-comings? thankfully, both John McCain and Barack Obama are TALL! We should be ok!

Big J McGinnis passed away over the weekend. He was a legendary music promoter here in N.O. Most famous for his throw downs at the old Warehouse and of course manager/agent and promoting our friends in the band Zebra. Big J Productions was a force in the music biz for over 40 years. He will be missed. He’s organizing a big show at the pearly gates right now. Rock on Big J!

In the history of Wimbledon! Clocking in at almost 4 and a half hrs of play, it was the championship that brought even John McEnroe to tears! My bf, Nadal won. Did you see him blow a kiss to the tv camera? Ya, that was for me. Federra should be proud too. Looove the Wimbledon action!

A great 4th of July weekend to you Let’s remember a few things this weekend as we’re chillin and grillin Remember our troops overseas still fighting for freedom Pray for thier safe return Now go america and party red white a blue style!

This time of year is the best if you are a tennis fan. Wimbledon is happening! championships this weekend over the July 4th holiday. Go Nadal! He is from Spain. He is ranked #2 in the world. In my mind, he is my new bf. And I carry his lucky balls for him. And his racket! Stop being pervvy.

No, not me. Not yet anyways……look at Heather Locklear! 46 and way smokin!!!! Even more than she was on Melrose Place! She recently checked into a high class looney bin for depression.
Why is she depressed?????????????? this is making me more depressed. Guess being smokin hot and having all the money in the world and having a man who loves you just doesn’t cut it anymore. Where is the hope for a regular gal I ask!!!!

Since I have been nursing a broken heart for these past 2 weeks, my awesome great gay bf’s took me out on the town this past weekend. My girlfriends have been great too! I’m lucky they all love me. But nothing beats hangin out with hot gay men. My first gay bf even came to the Voodoo game with me. He must love me as he knows nothing about afl football or sports of any kind only that he enjoys the tight uniforms and the use of the word ‘ball’ duing the annoucements. He sucked it up and came with me to cheer me up. My gay bf’s make a gal feel pretty, they dress you up and make you look hot, they dance with you, they pay attention to you, they give you affection, they buy your drinks all nite, they don’t let anyone be mean to you, and the best part, you don’t have to have sex with any of them! They’re better than a real bf come to think of it. Why am I sad again? Feeling better already thanx to the greatest gay bf’s in the world!

George Carlin, the greatest comic ever has passed away. Truly is the day the laughter died. No one except maybe Lenny Bruce, is the genius that was George. If it wasn’t for him, no Richard Prior, Sienfeld, Chris Rock, Kathy Griffin, etc. And thanx to him, I have never (knock on wood) have said any of the 7 dirty words on the radio! And no, I can’t even list them here. You know what they are. How about if I just use the first letter of each of them-
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p
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He was more than just those 7 words though. You have to be pretty brilliant to be as great of a comic as he was. He insired all of us insecure, dorky, funny, self depricating radio dj’s. And he inspired us to to try and make laughter a pain killer.
Thanx George. And I hope right now you and jesus are saying those 7 words together. And jesus is laughing.

Yay! An extra night of watching college boys in thier baseball uniforms! rained out last night. Play resumes tonight. Go LSU!