Imagine if eveyone in the world were allowed to eat apples. Except people who have orange eyes. If it were illegal to all people with orange eyes to eat apples. Kinda dumb huh? Everyone likes apples, and believes in apples and some may think eating an apple is right for them. So imagine if you really loved an apple but couldn’t legally eat in public. And it took years and years for orange eyed people to be able to do so in some states that have made it legal. If you had orange eyes and loved apples, wouldn’t you run out and eat one on the steps of city hall too?
Leave gay marriage alone. Let em get married! More love in the world! That’s a good thing, right? And soon, more money being put into the pockets of divorce lawyers.
posted by Mitch at 9:08 am
She seems to REALLY like her beer, she’s pretty hot and she’s already (apparently) drunk. That’s MY kinda babe right there!
Alright, before anybody freaks out, the above paragraph is crude and shallow. If it offends you, go ahead and have another beer! 
posted by Mitch at 5:59 am
My dad was at the game last night. He has had season tks since I was born. Huge fan. It’s in my blood. Am happy cuz he’s happy! They won the championship on June 17, and it was thier 17th championship!!!!! Us yankees do roundball right!
posted by Mitch at 9:16 am
Way to go LSU Tigers! Still alive in the College World Series! Another elimination game this Thurs nite. Schwing batter batter batter….oops, I mean SWING batter batter!
posted by Mitch at 9:08 am
I lied to you workforce. I’m sorry. I told you I was taking allergy medicine and it is making me loopy. And it was making me spacey and making my voice crack and making me sound stuffed up. And the reason I sound so bummed out and sad is becuz I have some new allergy and the meds are making me weepy and lethargic. All lies. The truth is, that’s my heart above. It broke. (actually, someone ripped it out of my chest cavity and threw it on the I-10 where it was run over and smashed into tiny little peices, that’s what it feels like anyways) And although I would very much like to numb the pain, I won’t. I’m not ‘on’ anything. Just sadness. I wonder if when I’m out in public, can people tell my heart is broke? is it noticable? It would be nice if a stranger came up to me and said-”you look sad, it’ll be ok”. Actually, if that did really happen, I’d prob tell that person to eff off cuz god forbid strangers are nice to eachother. Anyway, I degress…….
Bare with me. I’ll snap out of it. Maybe. I dunno. Not gonna lie. This really effin sucks. Thankfully I have yall to make me smile everyday on the airwaves.
And I hope he has a really bad disease in his middle parts….just kidding….not really…….
posted by Mitch at 9:18 am
Tim Russert made it easy for the normal folk to understand politics. “Politics for Dummies”. With a huge election year, the coverage won’t be the same. He was the best at it and will be missed.
posted by Mitch at 8:34 am
Rock on pops! and single mom’s, happy father’s day to you too!
posted by Mitch at 9:11 am
Have you experienced gas rage yet? People cutting in line to pump gas on discount day? Great! something else we all can have rage over! Eff the middle east and PLEASE start finding oil right here IN THIS COUNTRY!!! please! someone!! anyone!!! I apologize if you are a tree hugger but this is getting to be most sucky!
posted by Mitch at 12:39 pm
I’m not Oprah or anything and I don’t normally plug a book for you but you gotta check this one out! After 14 years together, Doug and Annie were a typical couple approaching middle age while being parents and leading careers. But when was their time for sex??? With a crazy idea, they decided to give thier marriage a jolt- by having lots and lots of sex! For 101 days straight! No excuses! they just DID IT.
I’ve done that too. In my dreams. With Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Brett Michaels, Smith Jerrod, Mitt Romeny (shut up), Owen Wilson……….
posted by Mitch at 9:16 am
Is that why BIG BROWN lost???? What happened to him???!!! Was going for the triple crown. Winning all big 3 for the first time in 30 years! But he came in LAST on Saturday at Belmont! He just wasn’t himslef is what the trainers are saying. I think he was too hot. The heat got to him. And he was like- eff this, I’m takin my time! Also, the little boy who sang before the start of the race scared the horses I think! He was a cute kid, don’t get me wrong, but his rendition of ‘New York New York’ was really scary! I love the horse racing. Horses are just big dogs! And I’m sure they know when they are champions. Maybe Big Brown will make a comeback next year.
posted by Mitch at 11:13 am
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