I lied to you workforce. I’m sorry. I told you I was taking allergy medicine and it is making me loopy. And it was making me spacey and making my voice crack and making me sound stuffed up. And the reason I sound so bummed out and sad is becuz I have some new allergy and the meds are making me weepy and lethargic. All lies. The truth is, that’s my heart above. It broke. (actually, someone ripped it out of my chest cavity and threw it on the I-10 where it was run over and smashed into tiny little peices, that’s what it feels like anyways) And although I would very much like to numb the pain, I won’t. I’m not ‘on’ anything. Just sadness. I wonder if when I’m out in public, can people tell my heart is broke? is it noticable? It would be nice if a stranger came up to me and said-”you look sad, it’ll be ok”. Actually, if that did really happen, I’d prob tell that person to eff off cuz god forbid strangers are nice to eachother. Anyway, I degress…….

Bare with me. I’ll snap out of it. Maybe. I dunno. Not gonna lie. This really effin sucks. Thankfully I have yall to make me smile everyday on the airwaves.

And I hope he has a really bad disease in his middle parts….just kidding….not really…….

Tim Russert made it easy for the normal folk to understand politics. “Politics for Dummies”. With a huge election year, the coverage won’t be the same. He was the best at it and will be missed.

Rock on pops! and single mom’s, happy father’s day to you too!

Have you experienced gas rage yet? People cutting in line to pump gas on discount day? Great! something else we all can have rage over! Eff the middle east and PLEASE start finding oil right here IN THIS COUNTRY!!! please! someone!! anyone!!! I apologize if you are a tree hugger but this is getting to be most sucky!

I’m not Oprah or anything and I don’t normally plug a book for you but you gotta check this one out! After 14 years together, Doug and Annie were a typical couple approaching middle age while being parents and leading careers. But when was their time for sex??? With a crazy idea, they decided to give thier marriage a jolt- by having lots and lots of sex! For 101 days straight! No excuses! they just DID IT.

I’ve done that too. In my dreams. With Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Brett Michaels, Smith Jerrod, Mitt Romeny (shut up), Owen Wilson……….

Is that why BIG BROWN lost???? What happened to him???!!! Was going for the triple crown. Winning all big 3 for the first time in 30 years! But he came in LAST on Saturday at Belmont! He just wasn’t himslef is what the trainers are saying. I think he was too hot. The heat got to him. And he was like- eff this, I’m takin my time! Also, the little boy who sang before the start of the race scared the horses I think! He was a cute kid, don’t get me wrong, but his rendition of ‘New York New York’ was really scary! I love the horse racing. Horses are just big dogs! And I’m sure they know when they are champions. Maybe Big Brown will make a comeback next year.

Please, Mr new President, make bringing down the gas prices a priority! this would mean stopping the war of course so that would have to be a priority too. It would also mean not taking any money from fat-cat gas executives anymore. And perhaps we woulld need to spend a little money to research where we can drill more oil right here in this country. That of course would piss off the nature peeps who want to preserve wild life. Ya, it’s gonna be a tough job for you. (Barack or John) You can do it! If you promise to help us, we promise to help you! In the mean time, all gas stations should offer free snax and water for everyone after they pump gas as we all get light headed and dizzy and want to pass out or throw up everytime we pump. Would be a nice thing to do for customers. I’m just sayin……

What does Obama have to lose if he does? Oh, right, the presidentcey………

That’s me the one that looks like Samantha! hehehehehe!

Finally saw the movie! it was the best movie EVER! Dude, take yer gal to see it! There’s some decent sex scenes in it! You’ll enjoy it! And yer gal will love you forever. Suck it up and just do it. Then maybe she’ll go to Iron Man with you. (no sex scenes but a good movie too!)