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Before I give you the Top 6 All-American items you will need for a great July 4th weekend, I would like to first say- celebs-stop dieing on us! I can’t handle another one! David, Farrah, Ed, MJ, and pitchman Billy-all RIP. Sad losses for the world over. No matter how wacky you thought Michael Jackson was, he was infact brilliant. He had no childhood so we could enjoy ours with his music. Even us rockers did the Moonwalk and the Thriller Dance. Wore the stupid glove and jacket. And his music was always on in the background at every high school kegger I ever attended. I will not comment on all the child diddling he was accused of. I prayed for him and those kids. Moving on to happy thoughts for July 4th Weekend, here are the Top 6 All-American Items you will need to get your chill and grill on this weekend-

6. Patriotic Yoga Dog T-Shirt- for the dog, not you!

5. Stars and Stripes Guitar-Shaped Belt Buckle and Bottle Opener- the ladies will be impressed by this one!

4. American Flag-themed rolling papers- just to hold on to for prosperity of course

3. American Eagle Beer Tap Handle- for the kegs in your back yard

2. Old Glory Do-Rag- those are way sexy on dudes and chicks

1. Good old American beer in an American Revolution Beer Stein!

Have a great July 4th Weekend! And remember, America Kicks Ass!

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