Recently the US District Court for Eastern CA tossed out a fraud lawsuit by a Janine S. who claimed she was dismayed to learn, after buying a box of Cap’N Crunch cereal, that Crunchberries are not actual berries. They are merely berry-flavored balls of sugar. Mostly pink in color. And sure to wack your kids out with a sugar high. In other words, Crunchberriers are AWESOME! Message to Janine S.- Crunchberries are not real and do not actually grow from the earth. Janine S. and her lawyers tried this bit with the makers of Fruit Loops at one time as well because Fruit Loops don’t contain actual fruit. That one was tossed out too. Her and her lawyers are clearly coo-coo for Coco Puffs. Now is a good time to give you the TOP 6 CEREALS OF ALL TIME-
6. Raisin Bran- somewhat healthy and no sugar needed
5. Coco Puffs- although they get a little soggy in milk they still rock
4. Coco Crispies- slightly more expensive than above but less soggy
3. Mini Wheats- another slightly healthy cereal and you can eat them right out of the box no milk needed
2. Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes- take no imitators! worth the $89 a box! And Tony the Tiger is the best! TIED with Fruity Pepples- nope, no real pebbles in them
1. Cap N Crunch - all flavors!
Did I miss any? Got an idea for a Kat’s 6 Pick? Let me know!
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