Happy Mother’s Day to all Bayou Workforce Moms, Maw-Maws, Step-Moms, Single Dads, Baby Mamas, woman pet owners, Mother-In-Laws, and woman who are like a mother to someone special. Mother’s Day is the 3rd biggest Hallmark holiday. Remember yer mom this weekend! She squeezed you thru her loins and put up with all your shite for all these years. The least you can do is give her a hug and tell her how awesome she is. Suck it up and watch Lifetime with her. Clean her car and get her tires rotated. Maybe do the dishes. Plant a tree for her.
Here is what Moms teach us-
Anticipation-”Wait until your Father gets home”
Meeting a Challenge- “What the hell were you thinking?”
Thinking Ahead-”If you don’t pass that test you’ll never get a job”
Adulthood-”Eat your vegetables or you will never grow”
Genetics- “You’re just like your Father”
Your Roots-”Do you think we live in a barn?”
Justice- “One day you’ll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you…then you’ll see what it’s like!” (my favorite)
Happy Mother’s Day!
(picture above of Kat’s parents used under creative commons license)
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