We’ve been celebrating all things Jazzfest this week! Giving you helpful Fest tips, acceptable Fest behavior, the best Fest food and chances at free tickets! (we’ll have em for weekend #2 as well!) The weather is almost too good to believe isn’t it? I don’t want to jinx it but it has rained on opening day for several years in a row. I remember the mud river of ‘03. The mud slide of ‘07 and the mud-eff-it-it-looks-like-everyone-pooped-their-pants-cuz-your-butt-has-mud-splats-on-it of ‘06. How about that dirt rain? I think that happened in ‘05. It was soooo windy that year and the dirt just blew everywhere and stuck to everyone. We needed heavy pore cleaning after that Fest! Here’s a few quick reminders before you get weekend 1 on-
A fanny pack is NOT an acceptable JazzFest accessory. Please, no!
Don’t be a back-pack-dooshbag and lug a huge 50 pound pack everywhere you go and hit everyone in your path with it! What the hell is IN that damn thing anyways???
Even if yer bringing the kids, see above. Put all kid stuff in the stroller. (and the vodka in the diapers!…kidding)
Don’t bitch cuz things start late or early or just not on time. You in the big easy! DA!
Sun screan, water, Miller Lites, and stay with the group!
Here’s to a spectacular weekend 1 of JazzFest ‘09!
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