It’s Jazzfest week on the Bayou! Listen to win your tickets and your Vip passes in the Miller Lite VIP Tent! With an incredible line up, great food and the promise of good weather, what could go wrong? Lots! So this week, we want to give you Jazzfest Tips for a great Fest 09! Lets get the yuckyness outta the way first. With that, we will start with your porta potty tips.
1. Never ever, no matter what, hold anything for the person standing in front of you in line for the porta potty. If you are a dude and a cute chick turns around and says-will you just hold my (blank) while I run into the porta potty-politely say NO. Otherwise you are stuck. Inevitably you will lose track of that person and then you are stuck holding thier (blank) for the rest of the fest.
2. Never go to the porta potty alone
3. Gals- bring extra wipeys and or tissue
4. Dudes- speed it up in there will ya! Let the ladies take their time! And please don’t you know what in there!
5. Be quick and kind when waiting in line. Obviously everyone waiting is in the same situation. Your pee isn’t better than someone elses pee.
6. Liquids are key at the fest. Knowing that and knowing lots of liquids means lots of trips to the porta, pace yourself.
7. Wait a few minutes after exiting the porta to continue drinking. Re-group, re-fresh, and then get back to your liquid. Spending time in the porta can be traumatic for some people. Get a fesh head before you go back to enjoying yourself.
And lastly, wash as best you can after your porta trip. You’ll feel better about doing what you have just done.
More tips all week for Fest 09! happy Festing!
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