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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Why do men shave off their body hair?

Is it because they think their muscles will look bigger? (hair on head is omitted from this, bald is sexy) There are a few acceptable reasons for a man to shave their body hair-

1. If they are a true body builder (no steroids guido!) that competes and they gotta get all greased up at competition. However, there is only one muscle they should worry about and nothing they can do will make that one bigger.

2. If it is medically neccesary for them to shave the hair off their bodies. Like if there is some kind of glandular problem or something. Lice or something like that. (you’ve been there in college maybe…)

3. I have heard there are real ‘wolfman’ in the world. (see pic) Peru I think is where they come from. Or maybe Grand Isle. They probably shave, a lot.

4. If you have hair on your knuckles (one of my uncles did)

If you are a hairy man, it is ok to take it down a layer or 2. But to shave off completely for any other reason beside any above, you are more than likely gay. Almost forgot-

5. If you are gay

posted by Kat at 1:44 pm  

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