Bayou Blogs

Why doesn’t insurance cover a broken heart? (The love kind not the heart attack kind) They should have a ‘Broken Heart Clinic’ at your HMO. You go there, check in, pay your broken heart co-payment and see an expert in broken hearts. In the waiting room they should constantly be showing the moveis- “PS I Love You”, “The Notebook” and “Say Anything”. Broken Heart Insurance should cover at least 6 of these visits and pay for all the booze, chocolate and icecream you may need for 6 months. And a makeover. All the nurses should be hot dudes who flirt with the female patients. And hot nurse chicks that flirt with the male patients. (1 clinic for dudes, 1 for chicks and gay men) I wonder if this idea was proposed in Hilary Clinton’s Health Coverage plan a few years back. Perhaps Obama will add this to his plan.  Maybe I’ll go lobby for it in DC. “The Hundred Thousand Broken Heart March”. We could all go to the mall there in DC and just start crying. How annoying. That should make the government do something about broken hearts being covered by insurance. Maybe someday. Until then, for those who suffer from a broken heart, just gotta suck it up. And by sucking up I mean meds and alcohol.