The economy is in the toilet…the Arizona Cardinals are in the Super Bowl…and now THIS:
There are very few moments in life that stand out in your memory, as a sharp distinct memory. When you graduated high school; the first time you heard Nirvana; the day you figured out that the internet was made for porn. I had one of those yesterday. And sadly, it’s not a good moment. It was the the day Jessica Simpson reached Oprah status - on the tonage scale. I remember meeting Jessica a few years ago, and I was rendered speechless by her unquestionable hotness. What the hell has happened??? She looks like she should be serving pie at a truck stop on an interstate in Arkansas. Hmmmm…that reminds me…what ever happened to Ashley Simpson? I know rumor has it that she got married, etc., etc., etc., and fell off the radar. My theory? Jessica ate her!!!!
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