Happy Thanksgiving Workforce! A few helpful tips to celebrate the holiday-
It is NEVER ok to eat the dark meat
Never mix different colored wine no matter what kind of box it comes in
It IS ok to mix different pies
Sitting at the kids table is way better then sitting with the adults!
Your Uncle/Aunt/In-law/Cousin, the relative you can’t stand, will for sure do something to annoy you so be prepared. Maybe slip a happy pill in their drink or let the air out of their tire so they have to leave the house and fix it.
You will fall asleep and snore and make bodily noises without knowing it
A child will cry, an adult will get drunk, and relatives will argue. That is what it’s all about!
Politics and turkey don’t mix
It is ok to have your first plate of leftovers 1 hour after the meal
Carbs are your friend this weekend
Most of all, be thankful! Someone is definitly worse of then you and has way worse relatives!
Happy Gobble Gobble!
(posted by KAT)
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If you let the air out of their tire, they may never leave!!!
Comment by Mike Kay — November 25, 2008 @ 1:09 pm