New Rule (that’s what my friend Bill Maher says) NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO DRIVE DOWN BOURBON STREET! Unless you are delivering beer/food/general delivery like mail or UPS or FedEx etc. Or you are delivering a bus full of strippers to get them to their places of work. Or if you are a cop or emergency worker. A cabbie is ok too. And motorcycles on certain days during certain hours. But no one, like you or me is allowed to drive down Bourbon anymore! Cuz guess what? Yer never going to find a parking space! And no one cares about your nice car and your throbbing loud music coming out of the windows guido! Yer not impressing anyone! I suggest this new rule because a poor little gal was hit by a car yesterday infront of Razzoo on Bourbon. Guido in his Impala rammed into her. She was doing nothing but standing on the street with friends as we all do on Bourbon. She was out of the way and he still hit her cuz he is dumb. She looked like she’ll be ok but she definitely broke a bone or 2. Bourbon Street should be closed for vehicles (except those listed above) From Canal St to St Peter Street. (at that other end of the street ‘cruising’ should be allowed) The next time I see guido or eminem wanna be or professional athlete wanna be slamming down Bourbon St in his stupid car I’m going to throw something at him. Maybe just the straw from my drink or some beads or something. Nothing too violent as that isn’t how I roll. Just to scare them a little. Or, I’m going to stand infront of their car and walk really slow. If they beep, look out! I will open my katffood can of whooop ass on em! In reality, I’ll get outta the way and maybe flip them off. Repeat after me, YOU ARE A LOSER IF YOU DRIVE DOWN BOURBON STREET AND IF YOU DO CHANCES ARE YOU HAVE A SMALL MANHOOD.
Thanx for letting me vent. I needed to do that!
(posted by KAT)
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