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Friday, August 22, 2008

CELIBACY

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After another heartache, and I apologize for yall having to deal with my bad relationships all these years. I know it must be at a point where you may feel for me how the public feels for Jennifer Anniston. After the 50th heartache for Jennifer, you think-‘oh, poor Jennifer, nice girl’ But now it is turning to ‘what the hell is wrong with her?’ I have decided to abstain from not just sex, but a relationship all together for 12 months. Of course my friends say it can’t be done. They think I should shorten it to 6 months. Then another friend thinks 6 weeks. Another one 6 days and Mitch said 6 minutes. (toys and self love do not count) At any rate, I’m going to try. And really try to figure out WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME. Do you know? Geesh, I must sound like a crazy pathetic person. I admit perhaps some meds are in my future for this type of thing. Thankfully I have the Bayou and the Workforce to get me thru…AGAIN. Yall are my shrink. So, celibacy, here I come! Anyone wanna join me?

posted by Kat at 9:22 am  

1 Comment

  1. Hi Kat. I’m learning about celibacy. Of course it was my wife who made that decision for me. All joking aside, relationships are very difficult to maintain. You’ll know when its time to look again. There’s nothing wrong with you, unfortunately its part of being human. Love is the greatest joy, yet it can be the source of a lot of sorrow too. Everyone is on your side!

    Comment by Mike Kay — August 22, 2008 @ 11:12 am

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