Bayou Blogs

I like to roll old-school Rush! Incase you don’t know, Rush is now SUNDAY NIGHT APRIL 20th at NEW ORLEANS ARENA. Due to the Hornets 1st play-off game against Dallas now on Sat. night April 19th at the Arena.  Rush tickets for original date will be honored at this show. SO RELAX!!!!!! reschdeuling the show TO THE NEXT NIGHT is better than rescheduling it in like October isn’t it?? And, the Hornets being in the play-offs is A GOOD THING!!!!! yes? I know it’s a Sunday night instead of a rockin Saturday night, but YOU CAN STILL ROCK!! take a nap Sunday afternoon and go to work late Monday morning! I’ll call your boss for permission if you need me to! GEEESH!

You gotta check these rockers out! They are the- YOUNG AT HEART CHOIR and they are all senior citizens! They sing everything from Ozzy, The Clash,  The Beatles, Stones, Sonic Youth and more! They will be on the Jay Leno show tonight too so check em out a cheer em on! I hope they make you smile the day after you got screwd from the IRS. www.youtube.com

Wish my Maw Maw rocked like this! She loves em too!

My short attention span is legendary, so last night I was doing the channel flipping channel thing on the tube, and stumbled upon the CMT Music Awards (that’d be country music, pardner!) - which I would normally blow past like a turbo-charged ‘71 Road Runner at a yellow light. But I had to be sure that I REALLY saw what I thought I saw. Rapper Snoop Dogg, in a cowboy hat, on the friggin’ COUNTRY music awards show! WTF? Better yet, WT-effin’-F?

This is a scene that - to me, anyway - is more unlikely than the 1st Mrs. Mitch being able to sucessfully boil water! And what makes it more scary is that Snoop was talking backstage about his new COUNTRY song! Eddie Money I can understand, but SNOOP DOGG? What next?  Deep Purple does a gansta rap album?

This has me a little freaked out. I think I need a  or twelve…

Today is the day we all officially get screwed by the IRS. Unless you’re Paris Hiton. Every time she gets mail from the IRS, she thinks it’s from her crazy Auntie IRIS asking her for money again!

Back in the day, when cargo pants were “fresh”, I effin’ hated ‘em. Wouldn’t be caught dead wearing them. Now that I’m (theoretically) “all grown up”, I’ve developed an affection for them that borders on a fetish. In fact, I went out and bought six pair of Lee Wyoming Cargo Chinos so that I could wear them to work each day, with one pair to spare (forgive the unintentional poetry!).

So WTF is so cool about these? Space, my brother from another mother! Cell phone, BlackBerry, wallet, comb, check book, billfold, condoms - everything the well equipped man could want! The only drawback I see is remembering what is in what pocket. Oh, and did I mention that they are comfortable as hell? Yeah, they are.

OK, so I’m blogging about pants - friggin’ PANTS! Deal with it, and let me know when you’ve got your cargo pants…maybe we can have PantsFest or somethin’. Just sayin’!

Yay! Brett picked AMBRE, the elder gal fighting for Brett’s love in “Rock of Love 2″. Finally, a rock star acting his age and realizing his 20’s are over! Ambre is 37, not that that is old by any means but to a lot of rock stars it is. I hope it works out with them. I really do. Now, if only Brett would cut that hair………

Yep, that’s my reflection in the Dickster’s glasses. I was working undercover in a covert mission with the government. The mission was very secretive and very important. The government wanted to get a SMILE out of Dicky. Ya, I had a hard job ahead of me. I tried everything to get Dick to smile on that fishing trip! Finally, I did what I had to do. Get naked. He, like everyone who has seen me naked SMILED. Then cracked up hysterically. (you would too if you saw me naked) I hope I made my country proud. Mission accomplished.

Anybody who knows me will tell you that I consider a medium rare steak, or jumbo assed cheeseburger to be the next best thing to sex, but this seems to be taking a good thing too far: Meat Water. No joke. Meat Water comes in flavors like beef jerky, cheeseburger, dirty hot dog and a bunch of others. The concept makes me lose my appetite.

According to the Meat Water folks:

“Walk, don’t run and brush your teeth before you go to bed. By drinking Meatwater you can cut down on exercising and eating time, and have more time to enjoy yourself.”

To me part of the reason I eat is because it’s enjoyable. I don’t want my dinner to come from a bottle…well, unless it’s bourbon!

What’s your take?

Nope, those aren’t my legs, those are Jay’s legs all the way from Clinton LA. He suffers from chaffing and rashing in the heat while he mows the lawn so he wears a skirt! Kinda makes good sense doesn’t it? He does wear his tighty-whiteys under the skirt so don’t worry. (it’s his wife’s skirt) The Clinton cops gave him a ticket for indecent exposure because his skirt blew up and exposed his tighty whiteys. Poor Jay! I’m gonna send him some Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. Maybe that will help his rash

Pretty much says it all, doncha think?