Yep, that’s my reflection in the Dickster’s glasses. I was working undercover in a covert mission with the government. The mission was very secretive and very important. The government wanted to get a SMILE out of Dicky. Ya, I had a hard job ahead of me. I tried everything to get Dick to smile on that fishing trip! Finally, I did what I had to do. Get naked. He, like everyone who has seen me naked SMILED. Then cracked up hysterically. (you would too if you saw me naked) I hope I made my country proud. Mission accomplished.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Anybody who knows me will tell you that I consider a medium rare steak, or jumbo assed cheeseburger to be the next best thing to sex, but this seems to be taking a good thing too far: Meat Water. No joke. Meat Water comes in flavors like beef jerky, cheeseburger, dirty hot dog and a bunch of others. The concept makes me lose my appetite.
According to the Meat Water folks:
“Walk, don’t run and brush your teeth before you go to bed. By drinking Meatwater you can cut down on exercising and eating time, and have more time to enjoy yourself.”
To me part of the reason I eat is because it’s enjoyable. I don’t want my dinner to come from a bottle…well, unless it’s bourbon!
What’s your take?
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