No, that title doesn’t refer to what I know you’re thinking (you sick bastard). But it’s almost as bad!
I’m not ashamed. I like to show up to parades at the last minute. I don’t even get out of the car until I hear police sirens in the distance, so I accept that most of the [...]

Are you watching Brett Michael’s Rock of Love on VH1 this season?  The first episode, some girl drinks so much she passes out and sleeps through the 1st elimination round.  So obviously she gets cut.  The next morning when she’s being interviewed by the camera she says something about being a really sweet girl with [...]

My mom’s 60th birthday falls on Bacchus Sunday this year. So I told her I couldn’t fly out to San Antonio and see her, but if she wanted to come to Mardi Gras - I’d love to have her. She said yes. I was kinda surprised, but I think she’ll love to see her 1st [...]