This must be what Reggie Bush sees in her. Yeah. For sure not that butt thing, right? But for realz…she has nice feet, huh? Now granted I’ve never seen my feet in a pair of Louboutin’s, so maybe mine would look hot too.  Anyway…my new thing is when I think something nice…I should say it. [...]

I thought it was a joke when I first saw this. I mean really. Be SMART? I thought it was someone’s idea of being clever because we all know Jessica’s not really known for being smart. I love her and all, but you know what I mean. Anywhoo…here’s the ad for the new beer that [...]

This is what Lauren wears to walk the dog?

This is what Paris wears for a little bike ride?

I’m in Roxy flip-flops right this minute and I’m at work.  -Annette

Good for them! The only thing I don’t like is I wish I looked as pretty as Portia in my wedding dress. Heck, I wish I looked as good as Ellen… Here’s their leaked wedding pic

Congrats to the newlyweds!  -Annette

Yay! Romantic dinner with a new hot guy! Suck on that, John Mayer! Okay…I don’t know anything about the guy yet, but we’re on it!  Our own Perez Hilton broke the story today, so we’ll keep ya posted when we know more. (Team Jen - not John…are we doing teams for this one?)  -Annette

After word broke that Jennifer and John Mayer had broken up (which I still choose not to believe because I just want her to be happy)… reports followed right away that Jen was already dating some new guy. The guy is a male model named Matt Felker, but get this - HE SPREAD THOSE RUMORS [...]

I know I should just be happy the kids aren’t dirty or being removed by CPS, but these suits are killing me.
 
I am first in line to get this magazine. And by first in line, I mean whenever I happen to see it in a store. I’m not really going out of my way to get [...]

Yes, I mean the big gay-guy kind. I would think his face was photoshopped on to this random body if I didn’t know better.

Here’s Jake and Reece on the set of his new movie. “Crazy Workout Guy” is the name of it maybe? No, it’s actually called “Prince of Persia” or something.
Hope he doesn’t accidentally [...]

How much celeb info is too much? Do we need to know the due dates of the baby? My vote is yes on that…but I think the celebs should want to tell us. Your friends tell you, right? So why are celebrities so weird about keeping that private? Don’t they feel like we’re friends? I [...]

So have you seen those recent photos of Madonna looking a little… uh… how do you say… cheek implanted and lip injected? So maybe she just had oral surgery and was sucking on a lemon or something, but word on the streets (which is of course, where I hang) says it’s a little Dr Rey [...]