I want to sleep for 10 days. I wish I had a remote control so that I could press pause and sleep.

That’s me with Josh and Hayley from Paramore. That guy to my left isn’t in Paramore. That’s Ian, he’s our camera guy. And yes, he’s wearing a shirt that says “One man’s junk is another woman’s treasure…”

It took me a second to get it too.

No matter how we feel about it. How do you feel about it? Should we start “pegging” our jeans again? I’m short so I guess I should be happy about it.

Here’s Katie Holmes, Amanda Peet (not really gettin the “tight” part) and Rachel Bilson getting their roll on.

-Annette 

There are pictures floating all over the net of the Jolie-Pitts and I decided to put up one of the pics I took during my private photo shoot with the fam. heeheeheee

Seriously, the only reason I agree with paying that much money for those pictures is because the cash is going to charity. If it wasn’t, I’d say People and Hello got ripped off!

Bet they mumbled some not-so-nice words under their breath after this photo was taken.

I’m in a funk and want to get out of it. Have you ever had so many things that you need to change, it gets overwhelming? Today on my baby message board someone asked what would you like to change in your house. I answered with all the stuff I want to change and got overwhelmed so fast because there’s a lot of stuff.

I logged on to hgtv’s website hoping to find a contest for a house overhaul but there wasn’t one. I want an updated home. I want nice landscaping. I want to love where I live. I shouldn’t say that. I want to love the space. I love my home, I just don’t love what it looks like.  BTW, that’s not my house.  It’s one I found on hgtv’s website.

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John McCain must think we’re all idiots. If you haven’t seen the commercial he “approved” comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, you can check it out on the Swirl page.

First of all, how petty is it to call your opponent stupid (especially when he graduated at the top of his class at Harvard). And secondly, why is a war hero insulting dumb blondes everywhere? Seriously, if you’re a blonde, you should be pissed. Because John McCain thinks you’re stupid.

And the slogan McCain’s been using is pretty F’d up, too. John McCain - Country First. Implying that Obama doesn’t put his country first. Why? because he’s black? Because his name might sound funny to some people? Come on, man.

I admit my politics are already opposed to Mr. McCain, but if my candidate was being this childish, I think I’d be really disappointed. I would like to be able to respect both candidates even if I agree more with one, but these types of ads are making that very difficult.

How much celeb info is too much? Do we need to know the due dates of the baby? My vote is yes on that…but I think the celebs should want to tell us. Your friends tell you, right? So why are celebrities so weird about keeping that private? Don’t they feel like we’re friends? I do. Yes, that sounds like I’m a stalker. Okay, but I do have a breaking point where it is T.M.I.!

Here’s an example. Jennifer Garner leaving her Dr’s office with a scribbled date and a lot of speculation on what that means. The most likely version is now we know the date of her last missed period. Okay…I’m out. That is too much celeb info. Let’s just stick with “who are you wearing” from now on.

Click here for the details from E (read the comments)
-Annette

So our boy Perez spotted Lauren Conrad partying at Key Club in West Hollywood this week with this guy. Recognize him? Yeah, he’s that guy from “My Boys” on TBS. So couple things…

Are they filming The Hills right now? Any chance he’s just trying to get some camera time? The Hills is more popular than My Boys so that wouldn’t be a bad idea.

And I know this point is TOTALLY LAME… but I thought he and PJ would get together so I don’t like seeing him with LC.  Yep. I’m talking about the characters on My Boys like they are real and have crossed over into The Hills.  Pathetic? Yes. But The Hills is like sorta fake so it’s all very confusing for me.

PS - Don’t make fun of me for watching “My Boys” -Annette

Have you seen the videos from some of the shows that were taping yesterday during the Cali earthquake?

First…Judge Judy was out that beeyatch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5t_p6Adu8E

And then Big Brother thinks earthquakes are totally cool!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-3UkxGU5h4

-Annette