Today I went to Planet Beach and got in the hydration station and I left feeling awake and like a new person. I never get to do stuff for myself. I leave the house on Saturday mornings and that is supposed to be my time but I’m usually grocery shopping or something. [...]

Natty learned how to “make raspberries” and it’s so cute. She knows that we think it’s cute so she keeps doing it. I read this article once that says babies learn how to lie at 6 months. They cry like something is wrong when it’s not, they just want to be picked [...]

What do babies and cats think about our breath? Every morning I wake up and kiss Natty on the head and Stevie talks to her. I don’t talk to her cuz I got morning breath. I say, just because she can’t say anything doesn’t mean she likes it.
I thought it was so [...]

I do a lot of thinking when I’m in my car al0ne. Tonight I had a thought, if squirrels are so fast how do they get hit by cars? I was riding down the street and there was a dead squirrel and I said to myself, “you weren’t fast enough buddy.” Maybe [...]

For the past week I have been barely hanging on. I feel like my legs will give out on me any second. My mom was telling me that she never sleeps. Even though my youngest brother is 17 and about to graduate from high school she says she stays up worrying. [...]

GO THE EFF HOME!!!

That’s right carbs, you and I are through!!!
Our love affair began so long ago I can’t even remember. But now it must come to an end. I don’t look like that guy in the pic but I still don’t like what I see when I’m in the mirror. That’s why everything I [...]

I can’t get enough! A few years ago I would have never dreamed of wearing clothes from Target and now I love them so much. I went there this morning and got a couple of casual shirts. They have so much other stuff too. I could wander around Target for [...]

I don’t get why they are being so mean to Audrina. She’s the nicest one on the hills.
Lets talk about these skanks for a second. First of all I have nothing bad to say about Whitney. I love her cuz she stays out of the dramz. Heidi is an idiot [...]

So the baby looks nothing like me. She looks so much like Stevie. Same eyes and same nose. I was told once that she has my ear lobes. I actually don’t mind that she doesn’t look like me. We’ll get her a little tan this summer and then people will [...]