After you have a baby your body is all outta whack for a while. Your hormones are going nuts. Your hips spread and it seems like they’ll never go back. You have this loose skin on your tummy. In a word, yuck. I came across this picture of Jennifer Lopez [...]

Do you get sh*t for sharing a bed with your kids? Stevie and I co-sleep and it has been the most rewarding thing. Natty is very close so when she wakes up we’re right there. I feel like we’re forming a strong bond. I also love it because waking up [...]

I have always been fond of lizards. When I was just a young girl my aunt used to tell me stories about these lizards who lived in lizard land. They were all happy and played around all day. There were two evil lizards and they weren’t green like the others. [...]

Random, right??? I do. I love Jennifer Aniston. Ever since I saw her on Friends I thought she was the coolest, prettiest, best dressed celeb ever. What’s not to love? She’s got great hair, a great ass, and she has made out with the hottest guys.
I love her so much [...]

I noticed today that a lot of people are saying, “I’m scared of Barack.” Elizabeth Hasselbeck said that this morning on The View and I’ve heard others say it too. I started to wonder, what is it about those words? Am I reading too much into them?
I’ve never heard anyone ever say [...]

It was hot this weekend so we cleaned out the pool and went swimming! Well, Stevie and his sisters got in with Natty and I sat on the side. Natty had so much fun! She kicked around and smiled. You probably can’t tell by the picture. That was when she first [...]

I was looking at Ani Difranco’s official site to see if there was anything new going on and I saw she was on the cover of Mothering Magazine. I knew I had to go out and buy it. I went to every bookstore newstand, and whole foods I could find and no [...]

So Natty woke up this morning saying Daaaaaaaa Daaaaaa Daaaaaaaa and she kept doing it. What happened to Maaa Maaaaa Maaaaa? I’m the one whose milkshakes bring Natty to the yard! If it weren’t for me she would starve. I’m the one who wakes up in the middle of the night. [...]

Why does Tuna Helper have to smell like ****** ****** *** **** ******** ******* *** ******? I put those asterisk there because what I said was grosser than gross. Anyway, I’m trying to hurry and eat this stuff before Annette gets in here. It’s so embarrassing when you have tuna or [...]

Yeah that’s right, you heard me! The Mtv VMA’s were so dumb with that best summer movie so far category. I hate how people think it’s so cool to be ahead of the game. Why can’t I have the chance to know about things first and then decide whether or not it’s [...]