Have you ever been cheered up during a really bad day by seeing someone else having an even worse day? A light bulb goes off in your head and you think: “At least I’m not that guy.” You know you have. Jerk.

Ok if you caught the Swirl today you know my new obsession is eye transplants. It turns out when you die you can donate your eyes to a blind person! Whaaaaaaaatttttt? The Eye Bank Association of America has been doing this for years and nobody told me! Why hasn’t this stuff been on the news [...]

That’s me with Josh and Hayley from Paramore. That guy to my left isn’t in Paramore. That’s Ian, he’s our camera guy. And yes, he’s wearing a shirt that says “One man’s junk is another woman’s treasure…”
It took me a second to get it too.

John McCain must think we’re all idiots. If you haven’t seen the commercial he “approved” comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, you can check it out on the Swirl page.
First of all, how petty is it to call your opponent stupid (especially when he graduated at the top of his class at [...]

 Yep, there she is with my sister. She’s so cute she even has dimples on her elbows!

Congrats to Will Smith being named the highest paid actor in Hollywood this year. He seems like a nice fella and I’m glad for him, but enough about that. Does anyone else feel old seeing the Fresh Prince with gray chin whiskers????

Have you ever tried to write a haiku? If ya don’t know it’s a type of Japanese poem, and since most of us don’t know Japanese, there’s an Anglicized version that goes like this:
First line five syllables
Second line seven syllables
Third line five syllables
Got it? I know, I suck at it. I couldn’t even make those [...]

Okay I feel dirty even thinking this, but that 63 year old is hot!!! Is that wrong to say?

Whenever you have time off coming up, isn’t amazing how quickly that time gets filled? First you have all this time, then you remember 36 things that you told yourself you wanted to do the next time you have free time. There’s that movie you wanted to see and that friend you haven’t seen in [...]

The federal government says it’s got a scientific equation to determine that. Specifically it’s the EPA. Yep, the Environmental Protection Agency says they know how much an American life is worth. And it’s gone down a million bucks in the past year!
Wow! I don’t feel more worthless than I did last year. I wonder how [...]