It feels like everyone else has electricity. And, frankly, I feel like you are rubbing it in to those of us who don’t have power. Oh wow! Look how great your hair looks! Stop it! You owe it to those of us without the use of a flat-iron and blow dryer to ugly yourself up [...]

My evacuation options are:
1) Don’t leave - stay and work. But really. How badly do you need to hear NeYo during a storm?
2) My mom’s in San Antonio, but that seems kinda too far, right?
3) My husband’s uncle’s house in Covington.

Is the Northshore far enough? Don’t those trees fall like pencils or something? His family [...]

This must be what Reggie Bush sees in her. Yeah. For sure not that butt thing, right? But for realz…she has nice feet, huh? Now granted I’ve never seen my feet in a pair of Louboutin’s, so maybe mine would look hot too.  Anyway…my new thing is when I think something nice…I should say it. [...]

I thought it was a joke when I first saw this. I mean really. Be SMART? I thought it was someone’s idea of being clever because we all know Jessica’s not really known for being smart. I love her and all, but you know what I mean. Anywhoo…here’s the ad for the new beer that [...]

Chester Cheetah and the Starbuck’s people are in mourning.

 Here’s Britney’s new OK Magazine cover. She looks fab! Now I’m gonna go suck down whatever’s in our vending machine. What? Someone’s gotta make up for her.  -Annette

This is what Lauren wears to walk the dog?

This is what Paris wears for a little bike ride?

I’m in Roxy flip-flops right this minute and I’m at work.  -Annette

Good for them! The only thing I don’t like is I wish I looked as pretty as Portia in my wedding dress. Heck, I wish I looked as good as Ellen… Here’s their leaked wedding pic

Congrats to the newlyweds!  -Annette

Yay! Romantic dinner with a new hot guy! Suck on that, John Mayer! Okay…I don’t know anything about the guy yet, but we’re on it!  Our own Perez Hilton broke the story today, so we’ll keep ya posted when we know more. (Team Jen - not John…are we doing teams for this one?)  -Annette

After word broke that Jennifer and John Mayer had broken up (which I still choose not to believe because I just want her to be happy)… reports followed right away that Jen was already dating some new guy. The guy is a male model named Matt Felker, but get this - HE SPREAD THOSE RUMORS [...]

I know I should just be happy the kids aren’t dirty or being removed by CPS, but these suits are killing me.
 
I am first in line to get this magazine. And by first in line, I mean whenever I happen to see it in a store. I’m not really going out of my way to get [...]