Ok if you caught the Swirl today you know my new obsession is eye transplants. It turns out when you die you can donate your eyes to a blind person! Whaaaaaaaatttttt? The Eye Bank Association of America has been doing this for years and nobody told me! Why hasn’t this stuff been on the news more? If I were an old blind person who just found out about this now, I’d be pissed! “They’ve had this technology for how long? Whaaaaaaaat?” They should probably start automatically putting blind people on the waiting list to avoid this scenario.

It seems that these days they can perform transplants on just about any body part. Pretty soon, we won’t have to bury people anymore. Just check the organ donor box on your driver’s license and you’ll be completely recycled! Oh my god, is that why the Terminators looked so human?