After you have a baby your body is all outta whack for a while. Your hormones are going nuts. Your hips spread and it seems like they’ll never go back. You have this loose skin on your tummy. In a word, yuck. I came across this picture of Jennifer Lopez yesterday and I felt like a real woman. She has cellulite. Her body looks like the body of a woman who had a baby. She still looks great, but it’s not perfectly sculpted from the hands of angels.

That’s what I’m looking for. Someone who looks real like me. Now that I have found her, I will not starve myself today. Alright, I’ll have cake!

T-