I was looking at Ani Difranco’s official site to see if there was anything new going on and I saw she was on the cover of Mothering Magazine. I knew I had to go out and buy it. I went to every bookstore newstand, and whole foods I could find and no [...]

I love a cocktail. I love a cheap cocktail even more! Saw this on nola.com’s entertainment page. Apparently the restuarant 7 on Fulton is doing a crazy good deal this summer on Mojitos:
$0.07 Mojitos
7 on Fulton, 11:30 a.m. - 7 p.m.
701 Convention Center Blvd , CBD
7onfulton.com
What better way to beat the heat that cleaning out [...]

So Natty woke up this morning saying Daaaaaaaa Daaaaaa Daaaaaaaa and she kept doing it. What happened to Maaa Maaaaa Maaaaa? I’m the one whose milkshakes bring Natty to the yard! If it weren’t for me she would starve. I’m the one who wakes up in the middle of the night. [...]

That’s what I heard my daughter say this morning. I know I know, she was probably just uttering nonsense syllables to practice for when she really starts talking. Thank you Doctor of Linguistics from M.I.T. Oh what’s that? You’re not a Doctor of Linguistics? Then I guess your opinion is MEANINGLESS!!!! That’s why I choose [...]

Did you hear how Charlie Sheen supposedly spent $500 on his Men’s Warehouse suit for his wedding. Really? Is he saying that to seem like a “regular guy” or something? Because I think for our wedding, my husband spent more than that on his suit. And Charlie’s wife has an 11-carat diamond ring…which is only [...]

Why does Tuna Helper have to smell like ****** ****** *** **** ******** ******* *** ******? I put those asterisk there because what I said was grosser than gross. Anyway, I’m trying to hurry and eat this stuff before Annette gets in here. It’s so embarrassing when you have tuna or [...]

Because it’s awesome! And since it’s been so hot, I just want to hang out in my white trash, blow-up pool! I don’t wanna come to work. I don’t wanna run errands on the weekends. Nothing sounds as fun as just hanging out in my plastic pool. I was walking into work today and thought…you [...]

So now that summer is pretty much here let’s go over the things that suck about summer. Sure the kids are out of school and watermelons are at the store, but it’s not all wine and roses, for example:
1. New Orleans is really hot in summer. With the humidity showers are, like, useless. You feel [...]

So tonight (Tues) is the Saints Celeb-Waiter dinner for Duece’s charity. For $250 you can have a good dinner at the Marriott with really crappy service.
If you have cash you’d like to part with for a good cause you can call (504) 251-7821 or go to catch22foundation.org for more info.

Yeah that’s right, you heard me! The Mtv VMA’s were so dumb with that best summer movie so far category. I hate how people think it’s so cool to be ahead of the game. Why can’t I have the chance to know about things first and then decide whether or not it’s [...]