It takes a lot for a guy to finally admit it, and here I go: I suck at yard work. I cut the grass, trim the bushes, pull the weeds, and every week after I’m done, the yard looks even crappier than before I started. I mean I guess I could make it look good if I spent, like, all weekend working on it. But that’s not what weekends are for! Weekends are for relaxin’!

So we finally gave in and called a landscaper.

I’m secure enough in my masculinity to admit when I need help, and it only took 2 years of destroying the yard for me to do it.