I’m not a lesbian, I’m already married and I don’t know Ellen…but I wanna marry her. Okay, I guess I don’t really wanna marry her so much as I just think its so great she and Portia are getting married. Ellen said to a reporter this weekend that it is “so hard to plan a wedding and my gardener is now invited.” I think any woman who has planned a wedding can totally relate. It was just a universally true statement about planning a wedding. It is hard. You end up inviting too many people. It gets out of control. You start to hate the whole process, but it is wonderful when it actually happens.

It just kinda reminded me how strange it was that anybody would want these two people to not marry. Why not them? They are just as stressed about it as I was so it’s pretty much the same process. I guess the only difference would be Justin Timberlake is singing at their wedding. Not my Aunt Millie. Whatever.

Congrats to all married and engaged couples everywhere! (Of any sex.) - Annette