Why does Tuna Helper have to smell like ****** ****** *** **** ******** ******* *** ******? I put those asterisk there because what I said was grosser than gross. Anyway, I’m trying to hurry and eat this stuff before Annette gets in here. It’s so embarrassing when you have tuna or something and when people walk past your office they smell it and they look in thinking, “which one of them stank like that?” I don’t want to bring her down with me. Almost done…uuuggggghhh I think I brought too much. I’m so full. Must. Get. Rid. Of. The. Tuna. Helper. AHAHAHHA MMMMM GULP GULP HHHAHHHHHH MMMMMMMM CHEW CHEW CHEW MMMMMMM GULP! There, it’s gone. Whew! Now no one will ever smell it.

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