Tomorrow we’ve got a team at the Wendy’s Volleyball Classic at Coconut Beach. It’s for a good cause (Children’s Hospital) and it’s all about sportsmanship and stuff, but I gotta admit: my favorite part is the trash talking. Sure, people who are good at sports talk about sportsmanship and playing fair, but that’s because they’re GOOD at sports.
What about the rest of us? The ones who suck at sports but still want to have fun? I’m not asking any meatheads to let me win, I DON’T NEED YOUR CHARITY! I’m just saying don’t cry like a little bitch when I get in a good zinger and make you look like an idiot in front of your meathead friends. After all, what do we sucky athletes have besides trash talk? So let us have our fun too, tan Adonis, cause we don’t mean that we literally slept with your mom last night (i mean, she looks like Dr Zaius, do you think we’re crazy?), we’re just trying to have a little fun too.