I should have been happy about the mail I got today.  There was a Nordstrom catalog.   But before I could really enjoy that I saw there was also (dramatic music pause)… a jury summons.  Oh no they di’unt!   Jury duty?  First of all, and keep this between you and me, but how did they find me?  I haven’t changed my license to Louisiana yet.  Okay, I know I’m supposed to change my license, but really…who does that right away?

Anywhooo…you think jury duty will be exciting and some high profile case?  No.  Probably not, huh?  Most people say you just sit there all day and then they excuse you.  Maybe I should run out and get an iPhone this week so I have something to do while I’m there.  Can you use a phone/PDA thingy?  Maybe I’ll get on a big corporate case and they’ll bribe me to rule for the big company and I’ll totally take the cash.  The little guy gets screwed all the time.  One more won’t matter and that would pay for my iPhone (or five iPhones)!    -Annette