Every year two days after St. Patrick’s Day is St. Joseph’s Day. So what happens on St. Patty’s Day? green beer, green clothes, party at Parasols, parade with cabbage and beads… need I go on? What happens on St. Joseph’s Day? He gets an altar with food on it. St. Patrick converted a few people and got one of the biggest parties of the year; St. Joseph was picked by God to watch out for Jesus as his foster daddy on Earth and he got a stale cookie. Does that seem fair to you?