I can’t believe what I did today!!!!!! So I went to text “Babe” in my phone book…but accidentally text Baby Bash. Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal EXCEPT for the part where I said “Miss you, my life hasn’t been the same without you..wish we could just hold each other tonight”! WTF?!?!?! I realized it when Bash hit me back..so of course I apologized and he said “haha no doubt nephew”..lol. Btw, Bash is gonna call in tonight to talk about how extemely awkward and non-straight it was to receive a text like that from me…haha FML…
Have you ever Miss Text’d???
Please say I’m not the only idiot who’s been mortified by this!! 766-1079 or text me (correctly:) at 51909
sooooo ya…sometimes I feel like I work w/ middle schoolers. Not to diss anyone, but Marina Cakes (one of our interns from the Street Beat) showed up to work with a HICKEY! WTF?!?! So it is MY duty to ask YOU for help? How do we get rid of it? Call us and let us know 766-1079 or text in your thoughts at 51909. We’re just trying to help you..so when you’re out at Barcode this weekend, things get hot and heavy, you’ll know what is the best method so your BF doesn’t find out:)…like I said, just doing my duty..
and we got Tiesto tickets. Yes, the World’s #1 DJ is coming to Sac on Saturday night. To win your tix, listen for the “Secret Song Of The Night” which is ”Lady Gaga, Just Dance” and it will play at 9:05pm . When you hear it be caller 17 at 766-1079 and you win! (18+ for this event:)
Getting ready to hit Barcode this weekend? or maybe some other spots? Ladies, I’m onto you…(hopefully if you let me..what:) I know that sometimes you and your girls come up with “club names”. You know, where you have your fake names you tell douchey guys..or maybe just for some fantasy/role playing but that’s a different conversation.
Tonight, we’re going to find out the nicknames you use and why! Is it something simple like Leslie, Monica? Or something more complex like Destiny, Essence? Maybe its just a noise like a moan or grunt…(which could be hot;)
Either way…keep doing what you’re doing and we’ll talk to you tonight! Of course I’ll have that guestlist to party with me V.I.P style at Barcode this Saturday night. Actually, if you wanna roll…hit me for the hooks at joebreezy@endonline.com
9 REASONS PEOPLE CHEAT
Not that I was googling “how to cheat and not get caught” or anything, but I found THIS article. My theory is that MOST people cheat and MOST people have been cheated on. I admit it..I have cheated and been cheated on. You?
Also, I got 4 extra passes to Raging Waters that I wanna give you. Listen for the “Secret Song Of The Night” which is Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas and it will play at 9:18pm. When you hear it, be caller 17 and you win:)
All this week we are giving you a chance to see Eminem in Detroit at his private CD release party. HOWEVER, the ONLY way to win tonight is to listen for the “Secret Song Of The Night” which is Just Dance by Lady Gaga. It will play between 8pm and 9pm. When you hear it, be caller 107 and you’re one step closer to packing your bags. Grand prize drawing is Friday at 7pm w/ yours truly:)
So I came across THIS article. Basically, it explains how RICH MEN ARE BETTER IN BED!!!! It goes on to say that for many females, money, status and success remain a key ingredient in sexual attraction. Is this true? Have you ever been railed by a rich dude and it was off the hook? Ladies, (or some men:) let me know!
So needless to say Endfest 2009 was OFF THE HOOK!!!! A HUGE thank you is in store to YOU the listeners and fans that came out to Raley Field. Here are some of pics and videos from the show.
Also, when I came into the station today, I got this email:
Joe Breezy I NEED your help! I met this guy about 3 weeks ago in Midtown at a bar and we totally hit it off. He mentioned he had a gf but it didn’t bother me at the time. That night we hooked up. We ended up sleeping together a couple more times since then and he said he was hopefully going to break-up with his gf soon. Well, I saw them at Endfest together and it crushed me. Now I feel like I need to tell her if he doesn’t break-up with her. Obviously I’m embarassed, however reality hit and I truly feel bad. Am I wrong for telling her or am I doing the right thing?
We’re going to talk to “Amy from Folsom” tonight and see if we can help her out:)
soooo how stoked am I? answer: VERY! It’s my first Endfest and I can’t wait! I can’t wait to meet all you listeners and see Lady Gaga, Flo-Rida, AAR, 3OH!3 and White Tie Affair perform. So figured we’d have some fun giving away tickets tonight with some old school “Mad Libs”…here was the final product which you helped me with: (YES, I still think 10-year old humor is funny:)
This Sunday, May 10, almost 10,000 NACHOS will pile into Raley Field for Endfest 2009. Of course The All American Rejects will be performing and playing their musical TATER TOTS. I’m also sure they’ll be checking out the crowd to see if they can DANCE BALLET with some lucky fans. Lady Gaga will be SWALLOWING her crazy clothes while Flo-Rida will be working out backstage with his giant ORANGES. 3OH!3 never trusts PILGRIMS so make sure you see if White Tie Affair can sing to you with their large BANANAS! If you want tickets, be caller 107 right now at 766-1079 and bring your HAIRY KANGAROOS and we’ll EAT you Sunday at Endfest!
okay, now tons and tons of you are going to Dan Mason’s Blog HERE to see the video and hear the audio of Britney Spears saying, “My P**** fell out!” while she was performing. Well guess what Mr. Boss Mason? I have the ACTUAL VIDEO OF HER P**** FALLING OUT! Don’t doubt the Breez-a-nator!! (did I seriously just give myself a nickname for a nickname? YES! Cause I CAN:)
Ohh ya..the video..check out!
..and if that isn’t enough for you..during some day drinking over the weekend with some friends, I noticed some of the girls having some fun male bashing. That’s usually when I order my 13th beer and get the hell out, however it was pretty entertaining. They were playing,
“Your EX in 3 words or Less!” ..So ladies, its all you..and may the most creative win Sierra At Tahoe lift tickets! Good Luck!
So apparently, I’m the guy who’s totally into my social networks now. Its come to the points where I up date my twitter, facebook, beenup2, and myspace about 15 times a day. For example, this morning I said, “good morning twitters” then 2 hours later, “off to the gym” then 1 hour later I took a picture of the cardio machine displaying how many calories I burned!! Really? Is it that serious? To me..I guess it is.
So now my girlfriend is really starting to get annoyed. Even when we sit down to eat, I’ll take a picture of the good and ask my on-line followers if I should eat this? Am I the only the one? Am I addicted? lol…
I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ADDICTED? Call me at 766-1079!
btw..totally click on the links below and add me and 107.9:)
Alright, so we’ve been talking about it for almost a week now and an obvious thanks to the schools that are collecting donations HOWEVER; its time for us ALL to kick this thing into high gear! Click on the picture above for more info..
AND…I wanna see some schools talk some crap! I’ve been getting TONS of texts, emails, and calls saying, “my school is sooo much better than yours…our school is going to win without a doubt”…leave YOUR thoughts below!
Soooo, the rumors of Rihanna’s alleged beatdown by Chris Brown continue to swirl with talks of her going through his cell phone. Supposedly, that’s what started the argument. That brings me to a simple question..
“Going through your BF’s cell phone..Cool or NOT Cool? Obviously, its easy to say that it’s NOT cool, without trust, there’s nothing there, etc..blah blah. BUT, if there is nothing to hide and maybe you’re a little insecure (which totally happens) then why not let your significant other go through your phone if that makes the person feel alot better?
Thoughts? 766-1079
Not to say that you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t seen the photos of Rihanna after the alleged beatdown Chris Brown gave her..but just in case..here they are: The photo is BEFORE the maximum swelling occurred. CRAZY huh? It still trips me out what (supposedly) happened.
Also, been getting alot of calls to hear THIS Do Not Date List…check it here!