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so..Tommy G’s mom left him this voicemail which expressed her concern for Tommy and how she doesn’t want him to get tasered. That was enough for me to NOT let him do it.

HOWEVER, someone had to get tasered!

750,000 Volts of electricity through my ass!!

Thank you to Ron from Right Choice Security, Nurse Staci for being on standby and for all the texts, calls, and emails of support! Lol..check out the video…if you dare:)

So after a couple alcohol beverages,(..or several:) for some odd reason Tommy G and I thought it would be a brilliant idea to TASER Tommy’s ass!!! We are going set the record for, “The World’s First Intentional ASS TASERING!” Haha, Call me with your thoughts, questions, and of course concerns…

Wed @ 8:30pm…the ass hairs becomes singed!!! Check back to watch the video and listen to the hilarious audio!

and in order to get ready…we decided to WAX HIS ASS!!! (courtesy of Jenneane’s On J)

CHECK OUT THE PICTURES HERE!

Random!!! I got this call from a girl who wanted advice…she’s been dating this dude for about a month and everything is great so far. However; she can’t seem to get over the fact that he lives alone with a CAT! She says it’s “not manly” and he should have a dog.

PLUS he CUDDLES with the cat after sex!! WTF?

You tell us…Cool or NOT cool? Men who live alone with a cat!

maybe I’m a party pooper…however; I’m soooo NOT into mass texting on Holidays. So don’t get offended if I don’t respond:)

Also, you can TRACK Santa by clicking HERE!!

I gotta give Gavin from The Wake Up Call props for his Top 10 BEST Christmas Movies Of All Time video..check it out HERE!

ME? I’m off to the Bay Area to spend time with the family then to Vegas to sew some wild oats before the New Year! Feel free to email me if you’re going to be in Vegas this weekend and you’re not a man, have a single digit body fat percentage and enjoy consuming alcoholic beverages!!!

Talk to you on Monday!!

After much deliberation and hundreds of text messages last night…I decided that it IS only right to give YOU the listeners of The Up All Night Show a present for my birthday!

Here it is!! ME in my BIRTHDAY SUIT on my BIRTHDAY!

Also, Tommy G was making fun of me because he found me on the John and Kate Plus 8 website..

Does it make me less of a man because I’m addicted to that show?

In spirit of Thanksgiving being one day away…The Up All Night Show decided to play, “Turkey Rodeo” for Jingle Ball tickets!

Congrats to Amber from Rocklin who put HER OWN Thanksgiving turkey in the DRYER!! The turkey rode the dryer for 107 seconds and left some unpleasant scented body parts behind..such as blood, liver and skin..take a look at the pics, listen to the audio HERE and enjoy your gobble-gobble this weekend!!

Okay, I’ll be the first to admit..there are SEVERAL things I do that should cause my man card to be revoked! Ladies…be honest, you kinda like it? You know when a guy is sweet and pays attention to your hair and notices when you dye it even though its the exact same shade its been since you two have been going out! Or the fact that he gives himself a man-gina from time to time to make you laugh…DAMMIT!! See, my man card should be revoked just knowing those things!! hahaha

So tonight ladies, its all about what YOUR MAN does that should cause him to have his man card revoked! Call in or leave as a comment:)

I’ll start it off…I am a serious baby-talker! lol

Tonight we got HUNDREDS of calls from people who say they saw a UFO in the sky in and around Folsom, Roseville and Citrus Heights! Others are saying it’s a blimp, plane..etc

YOU be the Judge! (its the little green light to the left of the building. Click on the pic for a larger version)
(Thanks to Tracy for being the first person to take a picture and send it to me…Jingle Ball Tickets are yours!!:)

Also, Justin sent this…

Find the Jingle Ball tickets!
Every day from 11/17 to 11/21 we’ll be hiding a Jingle Ball ticket somewhere on our website at EndOnline.com.All this week, everynight, i’m picking the GRAND PRIZE!!! So Happy Hunting!!

If you find it, click it to go to a SECRET E-club sweepstakes where can enter to win tickets and meet & greet passes to Jingle Ball 2008!

A loyal listener (Erin from Roseville) called with some “concern” and wanted advice from listeners. Her man keeps on his clothes during the sweet lovin! His t-shirt, boxers AND socks. Believe it or not, its more common than you think! How should she deal with this?

A girfriend of mine is INSISTING that men moaning while bumping uglies is hot! i’m saying…NO WAY! I admit it, I might make a sound or 2 for positive reinforcement but by no means, are the neighbors going to hear this man scream in pleasure!!! So tonight ladies, “Male Moaning..HOT or NOT”? Also, have your boyfriends/husbands call in and moan and the best moan (not judged by me, cause that’s disgusting) will win a $50 gift card to Nevaeh Salon.

I’m done typing cause I need to vomit….talk to you tonight at 7pm!!

Also, don’t forget to grab a recent issue of the Placer Herald where they did a piece on “Sacramento’s Fastest Texter”!!! Are YOU Sacramento’s Fastest Texter? We compete every Tuesday at 8:30pm so get your thumbs ready!! Click HERE to read the article…and be ready, cause CBS 13 is doing a news story as well! ..details coming soon