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Sweet or PSYCHO?!?!/Sex Tape Training Video Vol 2

Saw an interesting tweet today from one of our listeners who received a dozen roses from a man delivered to her work the day after their FIRST DATE! Some may call this sweet..others may call it PSYCHO! Ladies, something ever creep you out even though his intention was to be sweet? Another friend of mine said that a gentlemen emailed her to ask her out on a lunch date and included some pictures of his daughter. I can see how he is “proud” which is admirable however, I can also see the psycho side of that…

I’m sure you’ve been DYING for another video..I mean, how many times can you watch the first one, right? lol “Joe Breezy’s Sex Tape Training Video Vol. 2 is being filmed late next week. Did someone say, “pizza delivery boy rips off his clothes when extra sausage is ordered?” details coming soon….

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking of sex tape? what’s up with Rebecca Gayheart (Noxema chick), Eric Dane (Grey’s Anatomy dude) and Kari Ann Peniche (former Miss Teen USA turned Playmate then kicked off Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab for sex addiction) releasing a sex tape?!?!! God Bless their hearts!..uhh and their other..uhh body parts;)

Humpday/Cheating/Ticket Tag

Happy Humpage everyone! It’s Wednesday which means you round up because its the middle of the week, which makes us closer to Thursday which is pretty much Friday..therefore, The Weekend is HERE!!! LOL.

Today has been a pretty good day for me. Kinda chill. Went to the gym (for some reason I insist on putting Nick Lachey on my ipod when I workout my biceps so I can look in the mirror and pretend I was him….what?) btw, what about me having a pic of a shirtless dude on my blog right now…not vibey..

Tomorrow is “Ticket Tag” which means all you have to do is remember the winners’ name of the previous hour, then you win. Every hour all day starting at 8am with The Wake Up Call. On the line: tickets to see Daughtry in concert along with your shot at the grand prize which is Meet And Greet passes!! Tonight we’re going to talk about, “How To Cheat and NOT get caught” 😉 so you ladies can learn how to either catch your man, or keep your game tight! for some “informational reading..click HERE! Talk to you tonight at 7pm!!

Twitter Tuesday/9 Things To Say During A Fight!

 

 

If you’re not aware, Miley Cyrus did a POLE DANCE routine last night on the Teen Choice Awards. Tweeting about this earlier today, I met a woman who signed her 16 year-old daughter up last week for pole dancing lessons. Apparently, her daughter is overweight and this is the only form of excercise she seems to respond to. Did she take it too far? Or does the fact that it’s for “her health” give her a pass? Thoughts? We’re going to talk to the mom and daughter tonight.

 

Every Tuesday you tell us what you’re doing while listening to the radio. It always amazes me what our listeners (you:) are doing while listening. Waiting for your boyfriend to call while you turn into stalker-azzi and are going through his every picture on facebook. Picking up your kids from swim practice. Driving your award-winning pig to the State Fair..hehe, those have all been your “tweets” for Twitter Tuesday. So get ready to stop what your doing, look around and call me at 766-1079! (Psst..we’re going commercial free for an entire hour at 7:35pm so text your friends and let them know we hate commercials as much as you;)

Also, I found THIS article quite interesting. 9 Things To Say During A Fight!

G.I. Joe Sheets?

I get this call from a listener (Angela from Sac) and she wants some advice. Uhh ohhh…I try to stay out of that because my personaly opinion usually results in warrants and frankly, not really sure the company wants you to think that my opinion reflects that of the radio station. (smart company:)

She then goes on to say, she’s been dating this guy for about a month or so..they’ve gone on about 5 or 6 dates. She finally gets back to his place..and what does she see? G.I. Joe BED SHEETS!! WTF? I guess he’s 28 years old. He’s established, has his own career but insists on having sheets that should probably belong to an 8 year-old.

What do you think? Is this a red flag? or not a big deal? hahaha 766-1079

Miss Text’d????

I can’t believe what I did today!!!!!! So I went to text “Babe” in my phone book…but accidentally text Baby Bash. Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal EXCEPT for the part where I said “Miss you, my life hasn’t been the same without you..wish we could just hold each other tonight”! WTF?!?!?! I realized it when Bash hit me back..so of course I apologized and he said “haha no doubt nephew”..lol. Btw, Bash is gonna call in tonight to talk about how extemely awkward and non-straight it was to receive a text like that from me…haha FML…

 

Have you ever Miss Text’d??? 

Please say I’m not the only idiot who’s been mortified by this!! 766-1079 or text me (correctly:) at 51909

Pissed Off/Club Nicknames/Win Free Stuff:)

 Pissed Off At Work On A Friday????

 
Getting ready to hit Barcode this weekend? or maybe some other spots? Ladies, I’m onto you…(hopefully if you let me..what:) I know that sometimes you and your girls come up with “club names”. You know, where you have your fake names you tell douchey guys..or maybe just for some fantasy/role playing but that’s a different conversation.

Tonight, we’re going to find out the nicknames you use and why! Is it something simple like Leslie, Monica? Or something more complex like Destiny, Essence? Maybe its just a noise like a moan or grunt…(which could be hot;)

Either way…keep doing what you’re doing and we’ll talk to you tonight! Of course I’ll have that guestlist to party with me V.I.P style at Barcode this Saturday night. Actually, if you wanna roll…hit me for the hooks at joebreezy@endonline.com

 9 REASONS PEOPLE CHEAT

Not that I was googling “how to cheat and not get caught” or anything, but I found THIS article. My theory is that MOST people cheat and MOST people have been cheated on. I admit it..I have cheated and been cheated on. You?

 

Also, I got 4 extra passes to Raging Waters that I wanna give you. Listen for the “Secret Song Of The Night” which is Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas and it will play at 9:18pm. When you hear it, be caller 17 and you win:)

Countdown to Endfest!

soooo how stoked am I? answer: VERY! It’s my first Endfest and I can’t wait! I can’t wait to meet all you listeners and see Lady Gaga, Flo-Rida, AAR, 3OH!3 and White Tie Affair perform. So figured we’d have some fun giving away tickets tonight with some old school “Mad Libs”…here was the final product which you helped me with: (YES, I still think 10-year old humor is funny:)

This Sunday, May 10, almost 10,000 NACHOS will pile into Raley Field for Endfest 2009. Of course The All American Rejects will be performing and playing their musical TATER TOTS. I’m also sure they’ll be checking out the crowd to see if they can DANCE BALLET with some lucky fans. Lady Gaga will be SWALLOWING her crazy clothes while Flo-Rida will be working out backstage with his giant ORANGES. 3OH!3 never trusts PILGRIMS so make sure you see if White Tie Affair can sing to you with their large BANANAS! If you want tickets, be caller 107 right now at 766-1079 and bring your HAIRY KANGAROOS and we’ll EAT you Sunday at Endfest!

Am I the only one addicted?

So apparently, I’m the guy who’s totally into my social networks now. Its come to the points where I up date my twitter, facebook, beenup2, and myspace about 15 times a day. For example, this morning I said, “good morning twitters” then 2 hours later, “off to the gym” then 1 hour later I took a picture of the cardio machine displaying how many calories I burned!! Really? Is it that serious? To me..I guess it is.

So now my girlfriend is really starting to get annoyed. Even when we sit down to eat, I’ll take a picture of the good and ask my on-line followers if I should eat this? Am I the only the one? Am I addicted? lol…

I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ADDICTED? Call me at 766-1079!

btw..totally click on the links below and add me and 107.9:)

JOE BREEZY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Meet Flo Rida/Miley Cyrus/Crotch Cam #1

So my twin brother Flo Rida will be hanging out in the studio this Wednesday night and I want YOU to hang out with us as well. Listen up for “Right Round” by Flo between the hours of 7pm, 10pm and 11pm and be the 107th person to email me at joebreezy@endonline.com and you win!

Plus for our e-club members click HERE to meet Flo!!!

I’ve also noticed that everyone around the station insists on staring at my crotch. Strange? YES! Especially since I’m not staring in Anaconda 3 anytime soon:) Victims #1 and 2? Gavin and Kelly from the Wake Up Call.

Miley Cyrus was on the show tonight. We talked to here right before she jumped on stage with Taylor Swift at the Grammy’s. Click HERE to check out the interview!

Super Bowl Commericals/Pocket Dialing

Aside from the sweaty men running around in tight pants, one of the few reasons you ladies probably watched the Super Bowl is for the commercials!

Click HERE to watch them again!

 

Also, I was at lunch with a friend of mine last week and he accidentally “pocket dialed” one his friends. Aside from the innocent individual on the other end being subjected into hearing the waiters request to toss our salad, he told me a story about a friend of his who “pocket dialed” his wife WHILE HE WAS RAILING ANOTHER WOMAN!!

So my question to you is,…What’s the strangest, craziest, or most intrusive thing you’ve heard or had someone hear while you pocket dialed?

766-1079 or text me at 51909

Want to win free lift tickets to Northstar at Tahoe? The secret song of the night is T.I/Rihanna, “Live Your Life” when you hear it, callers 20 and 21 at 766-1079 win! shhh..its a secret though, so don’t tell anyone:)