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Mosquito Free 4th Of July??? YUP:)

I noticed for the past couple of months our engineers have been walking around with their pocket protectors and thick glasses using words with big syllables (as they should). They’ve also mentioned how our frequency this Holiday weekend is broadcasting “mosquito free”. I guess its an “ultra-sonic signal that is digitally encoded and is inaudible to humans and repels mosquitos”. What does that mean? When you keep us on this 4th of July, you will party Mosquito-Free! So at the barbecues, watching fireworks, hanging in the backyard by the pool etc..we got your back!!

Dude! Kevn Jonas!

yup..its true! Kevin Jonas is engaged. Kevin’s parents released this statement, “

His parents, Kevin Sr. and Denise Jonas, just released the following statement: “Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle Deleasa for her hand in marriage. Her answer was yes and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our families celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support. “

How very nice of the recession proof couple to get engaged:)

 

Now on to more important things..ME…what? ya, I’ve been feeling under the weather lately which is not vibey. Especially since I just started a new workout routine with a new workout partner (that doesn’t sound straight..and neither does that fact that he is a former male stripper and bodybuilder champion and has his tongue pierced)..so ya, my point..umm..ohh ya, I’m trying to get buff but its tough when you’re lying in bed and sweating like a hooker in church because your temperature has risen to the point where Satan would want a popsicle…just sayin. ya…i’ll keep you posted cause i’m SURE you all want to know what’s going on with that :) Later

Michael Jackson Passes Away At Age 50 :(

For  all the news click HERE!

To download a FREE tribute mix to Michael Jackson mixed by the great Scotty Fox, click HERE! follow Scotty on Twitter @djscottyfox

and make sure you follow me on twitter for all the updates as we receive them. Twitter.com/joebreezyonair

 

 

 

 

So now its the weekend, and it everything has definitely sunk in. There are different components of his life that are tough to ignore. The allegations of molestation and the musical genius he contributed. I try to stay on the positive because let’s face it, myself nor you know the truth behind the allegations. As silly as this sounds, I never thought MJ would die. Not that I though he would live forever, but I just really never thought of him dying. I was hoping my kids (assuming I have some) would be around to see him make another comeback. I also realized that the absolute pinnacle of  “coolness” is Michael Jackson. Okay, maybe in 10 years Kanye, JT, etc might have that kind of influence however, at the end of the day, they’re just wannabe MJ’s anyway. So now what? Who’s going to takeover?…I guess time will tell.

Perez VS. Will.I.Am

So I’m sure by now you heard how Perez HIlton called Black Eyed Peas member Will.I.Am a “f**king f*ggot.” Then Will’s manager allegedly struck Perez in the face.

Now you can see the video HERE!

 

 

Did Perez deserve it or did Will.I.Am cross the line?  Are you down with Team Perez or Team Will.I.Am?

Tonight we’re going to fill up the teams and have at it with our own “Up All Night Show Boxing Match!” Should be interesting…lol

PLUS, a ton of celebrities are saying that Perez deserved it. In fact, there’s a whole website dedicated to it..check it out HERE!

Alright, now Will.I.Am just released ANOTHER statement..minutes ago. Check it HERE!

Miss Text’d????

I can’t believe what I did today!!!!!! So I went to text “Babe” in my phone book…but accidentally text Baby Bash. Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal EXCEPT for the part where I said “Miss you, my life hasn’t been the same without you..wish we could just hold each other tonight”! WTF?!?!?! I realized it when Bash hit me back..so of course I apologized and he said “haha no doubt nephew”..lol. Btw, Bash is gonna call in tonight to talk about how extemely awkward and non-straight it was to receive a text like that from me…haha FML…

 

Have you ever Miss Text’d??? 

Please say I’m not the only idiot who’s been mortified by this!! 766-1079 or text me (correctly:) at 51909

PSA:Hickeys-How To Get Rid Of Them?

How Do We Get Rid Of Hickeys????

 sooooo ya…sometimes I feel like I work w/ middle schoolers. Not to diss anyone, but Marina Cakes (one of our interns from the Street Beat) showed up to work with a HICKEY! WTF?!?! So it is MY duty to ask YOU for help? How do we get rid of it? Call us and let us know 766-1079 or text in your thoughts at 51909.  We’re just trying to help you..so when you’re out at Barcode this weekend, things get hot and heavy, you’ll know what is the best method so your BF doesn’t find out:)…like I said, just doing my duty..

and we got Tiesto tickets. Yes, the World’s #1 DJ is coming to Sac on Saturday night. To win your tix, listen for the “Secret Song Of The Night” which is ”Lady Gaga, Just Dance” and it will play at 9:05pm . When you hear it be caller 17 at 766-1079 and you win! (18+ for this event:)

Pissed Off/Club Nicknames/Win Free Stuff:)

 Pissed Off At Work On A Friday????

 
Getting ready to hit Barcode this weekend? or maybe some other spots? Ladies, I’m onto you…(hopefully if you let me..what:) I know that sometimes you and your girls come up with “club names”. You know, where you have your fake names you tell douchey guys..or maybe just for some fantasy/role playing but that’s a different conversation.

Tonight, we’re going to find out the nicknames you use and why! Is it something simple like Leslie, Monica? Or something more complex like Destiny, Essence? Maybe its just a noise like a moan or grunt…(which could be hot;)

Either way…keep doing what you’re doing and we’ll talk to you tonight! Of course I’ll have that guestlist to party with me V.I.P style at Barcode this Saturday night. Actually, if you wanna roll…hit me for the hooks at joebreezy@endonline.com

 9 REASONS PEOPLE CHEAT

Not that I was googling “how to cheat and not get caught” or anything, but I found THIS article. My theory is that MOST people cheat and MOST people have been cheated on. I admit it..I have cheated and been cheated on. You?

 

Also, I got 4 extra passes to Raging Waters that I wanna give you. Listen for the “Secret Song Of The Night” which is Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas and it will play at 9:18pm. When you hear it, be caller 17 and you win:)

Eminem in Detroit/Rich Men Better In Bed?

All this week we are giving you a chance to see Eminem in Detroit at his private CD release party. HOWEVER, the ONLY way to win tonight is to listen for the “Secret Song Of The Night” which is Just Dance by Lady Gaga. It will play between 8pm and 9pm. When you hear it, be caller 107 and you’re one step closer to packing your bags. Grand prize drawing is Friday at 7pm w/ yours truly:)

 

 

 

So I came across THIS article. Basically, it explains how RICH MEN ARE BETTER IN BED!!!! It goes on to say that for many females, money, status and success remain a key ingredient in sexual attraction. Is this true? Have you ever been railed by a rich dude and it was off the hook? Ladies, (or some men:) let me know!

 
   

 

 

-Joe Breezy

Endfest Recap/Cheating Drama

So needless to say Endfest 2009 was OFF THE HOOK!!!! A HUGE thank you is in store to YOU the listeners and fans that came out to Raley Field. Here are some of pics and videos from the show.

Also, when I came into the station today, I got this email:

Joe Breezy I NEED your help! I met this guy about 3 weeks ago in Midtown at a bar and we totally hit it off. He mentioned he had a gf but it didn’t bother me at the time. That night we hooked up. We ended up sleeping together a couple more times since then and he said he was hopefully going to break-up with his gf soon. Well, I saw them at Endfest together and it crushed me. Now I feel like I need to tell her if he doesn’t break-up with her. Obviously I’m embarassed, however reality hit and I truly feel bad. Am I wrong for telling her or am I doing the right thing?

We’re going to talk to “Amy from Folsom” tonight and see if we can help her out:)

Thoughts? 766-1079 or text me at 51909

Countdown to Endfest!

soooo how stoked am I? answer: VERY! It’s my first Endfest and I can’t wait! I can’t wait to meet all you listeners and see Lady Gaga, Flo-Rida, AAR, 3OH!3 and White Tie Affair perform. So figured we’d have some fun giving away tickets tonight with some old school “Mad Libs”…here was the final product which you helped me with: (YES, I still think 10-year old humor is funny:)

This Sunday, May 10, almost 10,000 NACHOS will pile into Raley Field for Endfest 2009. Of course The All American Rejects will be performing and playing their musical TATER TOTS. I’m also sure they’ll be checking out the crowd to see if they can DANCE BALLET with some lucky fans. Lady Gaga will be SWALLOWING her crazy clothes while Flo-Rida will be working out backstage with his giant ORANGES. 3OH!3 never trusts PILGRIMS so make sure you see if White Tie Affair can sing to you with their large BANANAS! If you want tickets, be caller 107 right now at 766-1079 and bring your HAIRY KANGAROOS and we’ll EAT you Sunday at Endfest!